we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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