I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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