i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just want to make out with him forever
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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