So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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