I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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