you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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