Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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