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i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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