He is an equal opportunity slut.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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