I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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