Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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