I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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