I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
