escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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