You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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