I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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