Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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