Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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