it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
