'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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