what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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