I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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