I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
another moral hangover. fuck.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
