So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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