i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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