I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
