Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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