Porn is love you can see.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
it hurts more in the daytime
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
