You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
