shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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