Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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