I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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