Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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