ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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