I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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