did you get engaged???
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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