doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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