he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
