I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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