Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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