Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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