Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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