So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Randomize
