Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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