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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You're like the curious george of whores
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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