Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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