That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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