if you like me you must not know who I am
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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