it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just want to make out with him forever
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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