Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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