Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
